Blorbo's Arcade
Seven small games run by Blorbo, a one-eyed blob with a magnifying glass. Stamp shirts on a conveyor belt, win a staring contest, squint at today's puzzle. No sign-up, no coins, no catch.
Your scores stay in this browser, filed under a name Blorbo made up for you.
Now playing
Today's shift · Daily, about 60 seconds
Two Blorbos. Five differences. A new puzzle every day, and everyone gets the same one.
No file yet. Play anything and Blorbo opens one.
No leaderboards. You are competing with past you. Past you was slower.
60 seconds
Sixty seconds. One conveyor belt. Several shirts with three sleeves.
About a minute
A one-eyed staring contest.
6 questions
Six suspicious questions about the person you're shopping for. One stamped report. Possibly a gift idea.
Photo stays on your device
Hand him a photo of your cat, your desk or your costume. He squints, stamps it and writes a report.
No coins involved
Pull the lever. Three reels spin. Out comes an oddly specific shirt idea nobody asked for.
Lights off
He hides. You look. He is very bad at hiding.
Not games, technically
Yes. Every game is free and needs no account. The prizes are badges, costumes for Blorbo and his quiet respect.
Only in this browser. There is no server keeping score, so there is no leaderboard and nobody else sees your numbers. Clearing your site data shreds the file, and your case file can move it to another device.
Yes. Every game works with a thumb, a mouse or a keyboard, and the timed ones have a Relaxed pace setting.
Only if you ask for it. Sound starts off, and every game has a switch for it. All of it is little bleeps made in your browser.
He says the other one is on assignment. We have stopped asking.
