Blorbo's Wardrobe

His outfit calendar. Mostly hats.

Blorbo dresses for the calendar. In October he borrows a witch hat, then a pumpkin lens, then a bedsheet with exactly one hole. The rest of the year he wears what you earn him. Every costume is free, cosmetic, and judged harshly by him.

See October's three acts ↓Earn him a costume
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The loan calendar

October, in three acts

Halloween is his busiest month, so he changes costume twice. Costumes still in the future show up as silhouettes against the moon, because he hasn't finished sewing them and refuses to show unfinished work.

Act IIOct 13 – 24

The Pumpkin Lens

Available Oct 13. He's still sewing it.

Rumoured to involve a pumpkin on a stick. He won't confirm.

Seasonal equipment. It goes back in the shed on Oct 25.

Act IIIOct 25 – 31

The Bedsheet Ghost

Available Oct 25. He's still sewing it.

Sources say: a bedsheet. Number of holes: undisclosed.

Yours to keep if he inspects your costume in October.

The rest of his year

Dec 1 – 25

Santa Hat

Available Dec 1. He's still sewing it.

It's red. It has a pompom. That's all he'll say.

Borrowed from the North Pole. Returned Dec 26, slightly inspected.

Dec 26 – Jan 1

Party Hat

Available Dec 26. He's still sewing it.

Elastic is involved.

Yours to keep: visit on 3 different days.

Apr 1

Extremely Blue

He is blue. He insists nothing is different. (It's April 1.)

Do not mention it. He will deny it.

Worn this year. Returns next year.

One day only. Nobody saw anything.

Earnable costumes

Costumes you earn. He keeps them forever.

21 costumes, each unlocked by a badge. Hold anything up to him in the fitting room to see how it looks. Once it's yours, press Wear it and he wears it on every page. Then take him home as a wallpaper.

Fitting room

 

He says: “Hold anything up to me. I will be honest. Kindly.”

Phone wallpaper Desktop wallpaper

Wallpapers show what he's wearing right now. Phone ones leave room for your clock.

You own 0 of 21. He's wearing borrowed things. Press any of them to hold it up to him.

  • Party Hat

    Visit on 3 different days.

  • Night Cap

    Some inspectors work odd hours.

  • Witch Hat

    Collect 13 runaway pumpkins before Oct 31. The Witch Hat is yours to keep.

  • Pumpkin Head

    Collect all 25 pumpkins. Comes with a printable Blorbo carving stencil.

  • Pilgrim Hat

    Find all 10 turkey feathers in November. The Pilgrim Hat is yours to keep.

  • Inspector's Visor

    Score 2,000 in Stamp Duty.

  • Deerstalker

    Work 3 Daily Squint shifts on any 3 days.

  • Fedora

    Inspect 5 different people. Blorbo is impressed and slightly worried.

  • Crown

    Reach 120 points of Clearance. Blorbo is fine with this. He is not fine with this.

  • Bandage

    Poke Blorbo 25 times in total.

  • Pencil

    Pull Blorbo's Idea Lever 10 times.

How his wardrobe works

  1. Seasonal costumes are borrowed. He wears them on the dates on the calendar, then hands them back. They return next year.
  2. Earned costumes are yours to keep. Each one comes with a badge, and the badge says how to get it.
  3. Whatever you put on him here, he wears on every page of the site. In this browser. He does not follow you home. The wallpapers do.
  4. Prefer him plain? Switch seasonal loans off in the fitting room. He will pretend not to mind.
  5. Nothing here costs money. Costumes are cosmetic. He is not.

Questions about the hats

What is Blorbo wearing today?

Whatever the calendar says. In October he wears a witch hat from Oct 1, adds a pumpkin lens from Oct 13, and switches to a bedsheet ghost from Oct 25 to 31. Then a pilgrim hat in November, a Santa hat from Dec 1 to 25, a party hat until New Year's Day, and on April 1 he is blue. He insists nothing is different.

How do I earn a costume for him?

Do things around the site. Visit on three different days, find the runaway pumpkins in October, play the arcade games, poke him (within reason). There are 21 earnable costumes, and each one lists the badge that unlocks it. Everything you earn is saved in this browser.

Are the wallpapers free?

Yes. Phone and desktop sizes, drawn on the spot with whatever he is wearing. Phone wallpapers leave the top of the screen clear for your clock. Borrowed seasonal pieces can be downloaded while he is wearing them.

Can I buy Blorbo's costumes?

No. They are cosmetic, and they are for him. Nothing on this page is for sale, including Blorbo. The shirts are in the shop.

Around the office

Places to earn more hats

The Case of the Runaway PumpkinsFind 13 in October and the Witch Hat is yours for keeps.Blorbo's ArcadeFree silly games. Several of them pay out in hats.Your Case FileEvery badge you've earned, filed under a name he made up.Funny Halloween shirtsThe gift guide he inspects in his witch hat.