Personnel file #001
Meet Blorbo.
Blorbo is the Chief Gift Inspector at Oddly Specific Goods. He is an orange blob with one very large eye and a teal magnifying glass he refuses to put down. Every design in the shop passes under that glass before it goes on sale.
Go ahead, poke him. He's used to it.
The file
- Name
- Blorbo
- Title
- Chief Gift Inspector
- Eyes
- One (excellent)
- Color
- Extremely orange
- Tool of choice
- Teal magnifying glass
- Hobbies
- Squinting, approving, being poked
- Weakness
- A really good pun
- Catchphrase
- "Hmm. Oddly specific. I like it."
How the shop actually works
Oddly Specific Goods is a small shop run by Scott in the United States. We watch what people are laughing about and which holidays are coming up, then turn the best of it into oddly specific designs.
A real person approves every design before it's listed, and checks it for trademarks and anything mean-spirited. Nothing is printed until you order it. Then a print partner makes it and ships it to you with tracking.
Every order goes through our Etsy shop, so checkout, payment and buyer protection are all handled by Etsy.
See what Blorbo approved →