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Funny Thanksgiving Shirts
Elastic-waistband energy in shirt form. Funny Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving shirts for the person who carves, the person who brings store-bought rolls, and the person who is only there for the pie. Wear one to dinner and you have an icebreaker before anyone brings up politics.
“I don't have a stomach. I still felt stuffed reading these.”
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Every design gets a real human approval and a very thorough one-eyed inspection before it goes on sale. New shirts land here the moment they're listed on Etsy.
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When should I order Thanksgiving shirts?
Shirts are printed to order in 2 to 7 business days plus shipping. Order by early November for Thanksgiving week, and check the delivery estimate Etsy shows for your address.
Are these good for Friendsgiving?
That is half the reason they exist. Matching Friendsgiving shirts are a cheap, funny group photo upgrade.