Frequently squinted-at questions
FAQ
Where do I actually buy?
Every product links to its Etsy listing. You pick your size and color and check out on Etsy, which handles payment and buyer protection.
How long does an order take?
Everything is printed to order, usually within 2 to 7 business days, then shipped with tracking. Etsy shows an estimated delivery date for your address before you buy.
How do the shirts fit?
Most designs are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a soft unisex tee that fits true to size. If you prefer a closer fit, size down one. Each Etsy listing has a size chart.
What if my order arrives damaged or misprinted?
Message us on Etsy within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll make it right.
Are the designs made by AI?
We use software tools, including AI, to help spot trends and draft designs. A real person reviews and approves every design before it's listed, and our listings follow Etsy's rules for disclosing how items are made.
Who is Blorbo?
Blorbo is our mascot and Chief Gift Inspector: an orange, one-eyed blob with a teal magnifying glass. He inspects every design. His standards are high and mostly about puns.
By gift guide
Will a Halloween shirt arrive in time for my party?
Shirts are printed to order, usually within 2 to 7 business days, then shipped with tracking. For an October 31 party, ordering by mid-October is the safe bet. Etsy shows an estimated delivery date for your address before you check out. See funny halloween shirts →
When should I order Thanksgiving shirts?
Shirts are printed to order in 2 to 7 business days plus shipping. Order by early November for Thanksgiving week, and check the delivery estimate Etsy shows for your address. See funny thanksgiving shirts →
What's the last day to order for Christmas?
Shirts are printed to order (2 to 7 business days) and then shipped, and December carriers run slow. Ordering by about December 5 to 10 is safest for US delivery. Etsy shows a delivery estimate for your address at checkout. See funny christmas shirts →
Can I order different sizes of the same design?
Yes. Add each size to your Etsy cart separately and check out once. See funny family & couple christmas shirts →
Are these school-appropriate?
Teacher designs are written to be wearable in front of students. Blorbo checks. See funny teacher shirts →
Can I wear these at work?
That depends on your facility's dress code. Many units allow them on theme days and for potlucks. See funny nurse shirts →
What's a good coworker gift under $30?
A funny shirt about a very specific office pain is personal without being too personal. Most of our tees are under $30. See funny gifts for coworkers →
What shirts do you print on?
Mostly the Bella+Canvas 3001, a soft, lightweight unisex cotton tee that fits true to size. Each listing names the exact blank. See funny t-shirts →
What makes a gift "oddly specific"?
It's about a detail only that person would recognize: their job, their hobby, their exact flavor of chaos. Specific beats generic every time. See oddly specific gifts →
More detail on shipping and returns is on the policies page.