Case No. 018 · Misplaced property
The Evidence Room
Blorbo loses things. Not because he is careless. Because he has one eye, and it is always on the shirts.
Eighteen of his belongings are scattered across this website, one per page. A crumb. One (1) sock. The good stapler. Three of them are printed so small you will need his magnifying glass. Find one, click it, and it is filed here in its own little bag, with a label, because this is a professional operation.
No sign-up. Your finds stay in this browser, filed under a name he made up for you.
How it works
Look for something small
Every page hides one doodle about the size of a fingernail. It is faint on purpose. It is never on top of anything important, and never near a price.
Click it. That is the whole job.
It is filed the moment you click (or tap). Blorbo says a few words about it, and it turns up below in its own bag, with the time you found it.
Bring the lens
Three are microprints on the About page pictures. Hover with his lens, or press and hold on a phone, and read the very fine print.
Opening the evidence locker…
Checking your file on this device.
Can't spot a thing? Squint Assist outlines the hidden evidence on every page and labels it, and marks the microprints on the About pictures.
Around the office
The front door, his personnel file, the FAQ, the policies, the gift guide index and one page that does not exist.
- EvidenceNo. 01
Exhibit 01 (sealed)
“The front door. Somewhere near where he introduces himself.”
Go look in the home page - EvidenceNo. 02
- EvidenceNo. 03
- EvidenceNo. 04
Exhibit 04 (sealed)
“The fine print has fine print. Read all the way to the end.”
Go look in the policies page - EvidenceNo. 05
Exhibit 05 (sealed)
“The index of every gift guide. He left his mark on it.”
Go look in the gift guide index - EvidenceNo. 06
Exhibit 06 (sealed)
“A page that doesn't exist. Get lost on purpose.”
Go look in a page that does not exist
In the gift guides
One in each of the nine guides. They are themed. He is consistent.
- EvidenceNo. 07
Exhibit 07 (sealed)
“The coworker gifts guide. Every office has exactly one good one.”
Go look in the Funny Gifts for Coworkers guide - EvidenceNo. 08
Exhibit 08 (sealed)
“The teacher shirts guide. Check the margins.”
Go look in the Funny Teacher Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 09
Exhibit 09 (sealed)
“The nurse shirts guide. Pens there never stay where you left them.”
Go look in the Funny Nurse Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 10
Exhibit 10 (sealed)
“The Halloween shirts guide. It has been there since August.”
Go look in the Funny Halloween Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 11
Exhibit 11 (sealed)
“The Thanksgiving shirts guide. Follow the gravy.”
Go look in the Funny Thanksgiving Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 12
Exhibit 12 (sealed)
“The Christmas shirts guide. Listen closely.”
Go look in the Funny Christmas Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 13
Exhibit 13 (sealed)
“The family Christmas guide. Someone very small is missing from the photo.”
Go look in the Funny Family & Couple Christmas Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 14
Exhibit 14 (sealed)
“The funny t-shirts guide. One of them is not funny at all.”
Go look in the Funny T-Shirts guide - EvidenceNo. 15
Exhibit 15 (sealed)
“The oddly specific gifts guide. Very specific paperwork.”
Go look in the Oddly Specific Gifts guide
Microprints (lens required)
Printed so small that only his magnifying glass can read them. All three are on the About page pictures.
- EvidenceNo. 16
Exhibit 16 (sealed)
“The About page, the 'we spot it' picture. You will need his lens.”
Bring the lens to the About page - EvidenceNo. 17
Exhibit 17 (sealed)
“The About page, the 'human approves it' picture. Read the paperwork with a lens.”
Bring the lens to the About page - EvidenceNo. 18
Exhibit 18 (sealed)
“The About page, the 'printed for you' picture. Squint at the box.”
Bring the lens to the About page
The specimen shelf
About one shirt page in five has something stuck to it. Right now 0 listings have a specimen. You have bagged 0. They don't count toward the eighteen. They are a hobby.
Go look at shirtsOther irregularities
Not exhibits exactly. Things that happened. He has opened a file on each one.
The Dance Incident Unsolved
Involves a famous sequence of arrow keys, then B, then A. On a phone: swipe it, then tap him twice.
The Name Incident Unsolved
Type his name. Anywhere that isn't a form. He'll notice.
The Fine Print Incident Unsolved
Linger at the very bottom of any page for a few seconds. Read the small print. Someone else is reading it too.
The Classified Incident Unsolved
Something on his personnel file says CLASSIFIED. Press it.
Open his fileThe Complaint Unsolved
Poke him one hundred times. He is keeping count. He is always keeping count.
Read the draft so far
Elsewhere in the office
He has paperwork in every room. Some of it is about you.