Personnel file · Confidential-ish

Your Case File

Everything you do around here gets stamped into one file: your stickers, the things you find, Blorbo's costumes, your best scores and a name he picked for you. He did not ask. He never asks.

Pulling your file from the cabinet. Blorbo does not have a cabinet. This may take a second.

Filing rules

  1. Your file lives in this browser. Blorbo has no filing cabinet. He has asked for one. Twice.
  2. No account, no email, no password. He knows you by your pokes.
  3. Badges, costumes and drawers are cosmetic. Nothing here costs money, and nothing here is a coupon.
  4. Clearance only goes up. Nothing expires, and nobody gets told off for missing a day.
  5. Your inspector name is assigned. You may reissue it. You may not choose it. That is the system.

Questions about the file

How do I get sworn in?

Poke Blorbo. Any Blorbo, on any page, including the one on this page. You can also just play a game or find something he lost. The first thing you do opens your file.

What are clearance points?

Every badge is worth 1 to 10 points, every thing you file (exhibits, pumpkins, feathers, specimens) is worth 1, and every day you visit is worth 1, up to 30. Points raise your clearance from Civilian to Chief Gift Inspector (Acting), and each rank opens a classified drawer.

Can I move my file to my phone?

Yes. Under Backup, press 'Move my file to another device' and open that link on the other device. Blorbo asks before replacing anything. The link is your whole file, so only send it to yourself.

What does 'Shred my file' do?

It deletes your file from this browser: badges, finds, costumes and bests. Your sound and theme settings stay. Blorbo will pretend he never met you. He's good at it.

Are the classified drawers actually secret?

No. It's a toy lock on a toy drawer, and the real secret is that there is no secret. Please don't tell him.

Around the office

Things to stamp into it