Pull the lever. Get a shirt idea nobody asked for.
Blorbo's Idea Lever is a funny shirt idea generator with three reels: who it's for, what they're obsessed with, and the shirt format. Pull it. Lock the reels you like. Send the result to the person it's about. No coins, no money, no catch.
- 10,632 possible shirts
- 12 legendaries hidden
- 24 hangers, forever
- 0 coins required
Blorbo's Idea Lever
No coins. No money. Just ideas.
Out came“Do Not Touch My Good Scissors”
Oiling the lever…The reels are warming up. Blorbo is stretching.
He's been staring at this one all morning. Pull the lever for a fresh idea.
Concept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it.
For the Thanksgiving host
Colour: CreamTry another colour
"Tell the shop" copies a polite request. Paste it in an Etsy message to the shop. Favoriting the shop also helps.
No jackpot yet
When a pull matches a real shirt, the machine lights up.
Blorbo's closet
0 of 24 hangers
Saved in this browser only. Concept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it. The closet has exactly 24 hangers. It will never have more. He counted.
Empty. Save a shirt and Blorbo will hang it here.
The legendary twelve
Twelve shirts Blorbo wrote by hand
Blorbo hid 12 legendary combinations in the reels. Line up all three reels exactly and the tee turns gold.
Found: 0/12
Legendary #1 · Not found yet
One involves a very long shift and a vending machine. Something is powering this person, and it isn't sleep.
Legendary #2 · Not found yet
One involves a thermostat, a very specific number, and a strict no-touching policy.
Legendary #3 · Not found yet
One involves gravy, the person hosting, and someone whose job is to inspect it professionally.
Legendary #4 · Not found yet
One involves a button most people fear, and a coworker who'd rank themselves the best at pressing it.
Legendary #5 · Not found yet
One involves a teacher, a pen with a lot of power, and someone who keeps it safe.
Legendary #6 · Not found yet
One involves a skeleton who never got the memo about November, and a lot of emotional support.
Legendary #7 · Not found yet
One involves 400 unread messages, a single thumb, and someone who paused everything to read them.
Legendary #8 · Not found yet
One involves leftovers, a Sharpie, a roommate, and a firm "do not touch".
Legendary #9 · Not found yet
One happened in 1987. Grandpa ranks it as his finest moment. Self-reported.
Legendary #10 · Not found yet
One involves very small chairs, a grown-up, and someone who's only here for one thing.
Legendary #11 · Not found yet
One involves a gift exchange, a color-coded plan, and a document someone leans on emotionally.
Legendary #12 · Not found yet
One involves a knot of lights and someone who keeps them. Forever.
How it works
Three reels, one oddly specific shirt
1Pull the lever
The reels spin: who it's for, their obsession, and a shirt format. Every obsession only pairs with formats that make a real sentence. Blorbo checked. Twice.
2Lock what's working
Got the right person? Lock that reel and pull again. Nudge any reel one step at a time. Keys 1, 2 and 3 lock; Shift plus the number nudges.
3Send it to them
Share a link to the shirt (it carries four numbers, nothing you typed), hang it in Blorbo's closet, or tell the shop to make it for real.
Fresh off the reels
A few things the lever has said
Concept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it.
- This Nurse Runs On Spitefor a night-shift nurse
- Emotional Support Thermostatfor a dad guarding the thermostat
- Ranked #1 In Pie (Self-Reported)for a guest who eats pie first
- In My Reply-All Erafor your coworker who replies-all
- Will Discuss The Lawn Skeleton Named Kevin At Lengthfor the neighbor who decorates in August
- My Therapist Knows About Doug, My Sourdough Starterfor a plant parent with 41 plants
- I Paused My True Crime Podcast To Be Herefor a true-crime podcast listener
- Founding Member Of The Spreadsheet Committeefor a boss who loves a quick sync
Questions, pulled
Can I buy these shirts?
Not yet. They're concepts. If enough people ask, Blorbo considers it. The "Tell the shop to make it" button copies a polite request you can paste in an Etsy message to the shop.
Does the lever cost anything?
No. There are no coins, credits, spins to buy or prizes worth money. Pull it as often as you like. The only rewards are badges and a pencil for Blorbo.
What is a legendary combination?
Blorbo hand-wrote twelve slogans that only appear when all three reels line up a specific way. They aren't random drops: every pull has the same odds, and the hints tell you what to look for. Lock reels and use the nudge buttons to hunt them down.
How does the funny shirt idea generator work?
Three reels: who the shirt is for (24 people), what they're obsessed with (24 obsessions) and a shirt format (24 formats). Each obsession only pairs with formats that keep the sentence grammatical, so every result reads like a real shirt.
Where does my closet live?
Only in this browser. The closet holds exactly 24 shirts and never grows. Shared links carry four numbers, never anything you typed.
What happens when a pull matches a real shirt?
The machine flashes JACKPOT and shows the real listing, with a link to see it and one to buy it on Etsy. Until the first designs land, there's nothing to match, and the machine says so.