Concept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it.
Blorbo made you a shirt
“Ranked #1 In Pie (Self-Reported)”
Small print underneath: Dibs Is Legally Binding
Blorbo made this for a guest who eats pie first. It's not a real shirt. Yet.
Specificity: dangerously high. He's into it.
Your turn: pull the lever →Tell the shop to make it ↗
Paste it in an Etsy message to the shop. Favoriting the shop also helps.