Concept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it.
Blorbo made you a shirt
“I Paused My True Crime Podcast To Be Here”
Small print underneath: Knows Where The Exits Are
Blorbo made this for a true-crime podcast listener. It's not a real shirt. Yet.
He read it twice. His eye watered. Unclear why.
Your turn: pull the lever →Tell the shop to make it ↗
Paste it in an Etsy message to the shop. Favoriting the shop also helps.