From Blorbo's reference shelf

A textbook specimen.

Nobody was harmed in the inspection of this specimen. It is the answer set Blorbo files under The Tupperware Detective by the widest margin.

Inspect someone realSix questions. About a minute. No names.

Reference shelf · Case #3098

Subject
A textbook specimen. Nobody real.
Inspector
Blorbo, Chief Gift Inspector
Clearance
Public. It's a textbook.

Diagnosis

The Tupperware Detective

Threat level
Level 3: The Lid Will Be Found
Known weaknesses
a lid with no container, a container with no lid, the office fridge
Habitat
The office fridge, holding a container up to the light
Dressed for the occasion: Deerstalker.

Field notes

  1. Subject keeps a drawer of lids that fit nothing. They are evidence.
  2. Labels leftovers with names and dates. Blorbo was labeled by mistake. He has a date now.
  3. Day 9 of the office fridge investigation. There are suspects.

Textbook answers

Their group-chat role:
Reply-All Menace
They say "I'll wait" how often:
Weekly
Holiday of choice:
Any day off
At work they are:
Retired from all of it, spiritually
Thermostat stance:
Fears it
A single Tupperware lid has no container. They:
Open an investigation

Verdict

Detective confirmed. Blorbo has deputized them. They took his magnifying glass.

Blorbo, Chief Gift Inspector

Evidence locker

Exhibits A to C

The shop opens soon, so Blorbo pulled the right file and two ideas from his notebook. Nothing here is for sale yet.

  1. Exhibit AFunny Gifts for CoworkersThe Funny Gifts for Coworkers fileBlorbo is still stocking it.

    Why this file: The textbook says they reply-all. This whole file follows from that.

  2. Exhibit BHeather grey T-shirt that reads "Whose Tupperware Is This", with "Office fridge investigation, day 9" underneathWHOSETUPPERWAREIS THISOFFICE FRIDGEINVESTIGATION, DAY 9ConceptConcept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it.

    Why Blorbo drew it: Filed because the textbook says they open investigations into lids. It's a notebook idea, not a shirt. Yet.

  3. Exhibit CCream T-shirt that reads "I Know Where The Good Stapler Is", with "I will not be taking questions" underneathI KnowWhereThe GoodStapler IsI WILL NOT BETAKING QUESTIONSConceptConcept. Not for sale. Blorbo is considering it.

    Why Blorbo drew it: They reply-all, again. Blorbo underlined it a second time and drew this.

Further jurisdiction: The Oddly Specific Gifts file

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