Funny Menu and Place Cards

Blorbo has been put in charge of the Thanksgiving table, and he is taking it very seriously. This printable set gives your table a write-in menu, tent place cards with funny guest titles, and "Officially Inspected" labels for the buffet. Print at home, cut, fold, and let the inspection begin. WHAT'S INCLUDED 2 PDF files, 6 pages in all, sized for US Letter paper (8.5 x 11 in). 1. Blorbo-Thanksgiving-Menu-and-Place-Cards.pdf (5 pages) • Page 1: "Tonight's Inspection Menu," a write-in menu with Hosted by and Date lines and five sections: Appetizers, The Main Event, Sides, Desserts and Drinks (18 dish lines in all). Footer line: "All dishes personally inspected by the host." • Pages 2 and 3: Tent place cards with funny titles, 6 per page, 12 titles in all: Certified Guest, Official Taste Tester, Gravy Supervisor, Head of Leftovers, Pie Committee, Nap Captain, Stuffing Specialist, Cranberry Consultant, Chief Roll Officer, Wishbone Champion, Dessert Strategist and Dish Duty Volunteer. The title also prints on the back of each card ("This seat belongs to our Nap Captain"), so the whole table can see it. • Page 4: Blank-title place cards, 6 per page. Write in the name and make up your own title. • Page 5: "Officially Inspected" buffet food labels, 8 per page. Each has a dish-name line, a PASSED INSPECTION stamp and "Contains" check boxes for nuts, dairy, eggs and gluten. 2. Blorbo-Thanksgiving-Menu-FILLABLE.pdf (1 page) • The same menu with 20 type-in fields: host, date and all 18 dish lines. Type your menu, then print it. SIZES • Menu: a full page, 8.5 x 11 in. • Place cards: 3.3 x 1.8 in when folded (3.3 x 3.6 in flat). • Food labels: 3.6 x 1.15 in when folded (3.6 x 2.3 in flat). HOW TO USE 1. Download both PDF files from Etsy after you check out. 2. Print the pages you need on US Letter paper (8.5 x 11 in), at home or at a print shop. 3. Cut on the dashed lines. Fold each card on the dotted line and stand it up. 4. Write the guest names on the place cards and the dish names on the food labels. To type the menu: open Blorbo-Thanksgiving-Menu-FILLABLE.pdf in a PDF reader app that supports fillable forms. Click a line, type, save, then print. Each dish line holds up to 39 characters and the date line up to 29 (enough for "Thursday, November 26, 2026"). If a dish name is longer, shorten it. Some web browser previews and phone viewers don't keep the typed text, so a desktop PDF reader works best. If you'd rather use a pen, print page 1 of the main file. PRINTING TIPS • Print at "Actual size" or 100%, not "Fit" or "Shrink," so the cards come out the right size. • Pages 2 to 4 are landscape. Leave your printer's auto-rotate setting on. • Use card stock for the place cards and food labels so they stand up (65 to 110 lb card stock works in many home printers; check your printer's limit). Regular paper is fine for the menu. • Print in color or in black and white. Every page stays readable in grayscale. • Print as many copies of any page as you need. The blank-title sheet is handy for big tables. PLEASE NOTE • This is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. • Colors may look slightly different on your screen and on your printer. • The "Contains" boxes are a courtesy for your guests and cover four common ingredients only. Guests with allergies should always check with the cook. PERSONAL USE These files are for personal use only. You may print as many copies as you like for your own home and for gatherings with family and friends. Please don't resell, share or distribute the files, and please don't sell printed copies. HOW THIS WAS MADE The illustrations, the page layouts and all of the wording, including the 12 place-card titles, were created with the help of AI tools, and so were this description and the listing images. The shop owner reviewed and approved this product before it was listed.